Aluminum, a necessary ingredient
I have been doing lots of work in the medicine field and found that aluminum is a necesary supliment to evrbdy's diet. It is soooooo good that I eat it every day. I don't have cancer or AIDS which means that aluminum is a cure for cancer and AIDS. Consider this my patent.
Suggested Dose:
Just enough a day. I usually drop a tablespoon into my energy drinks. It mixes with the vitamins and makes a super powerful health drink.
Where to get Aluminum:
I just go to the dumpsters behind machine shops. Grease slows down the decay rate of Aluminum, so I try to get the greasiest ones.
Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because soooooo many recycling companies were going out of business from people ingesting cans, they started putting deadly chemicals into aluminum cans. DO NOT EAT ALUMINUM CANS. It could end your life!!!!1!1!!!1!!1!11!1!!!
Suggested Dose:
Just enough a day. I usually drop a tablespoon into my energy drinks. It mixes with the vitamins and makes a super powerful health drink.
Where to get Aluminum:
I just go to the dumpsters behind machine shops. Grease slows down the decay rate of Aluminum, so I try to get the greasiest ones.
Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because soooooo many recycling companies were going out of business from people ingesting cans, they started putting deadly chemicals into aluminum cans. DO NOT EAT ALUMINUM CANS. It could end your life!!!!1!1!!!1!!1!11!1!!!